twitter: how a blog post about boobs made me depressed

Okay, it all started when @treespotter gave this boobs challenge and he tagged some people to post something related to their boobs. He probably was inspired by the 10 things posts which was first started by @LeonnieFM. The results was several amusing blog posts about boobs, and also it became regular for the B words to come up in twitterville for the last several days.

until…

about 11 hours ago

LeonnieFM @chibialfa has anybody tagged you for the boobs post? 

chibialfa @LeonnieFM errr, n..n..ope… w…h..y? *nada curiga*

mahadewa @LeonnieFM .. err. the *what* post ? :P 

prove that sex in advertising sells. look at the power of one word.

chibialfa @mahadewa BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

mahadewa @chibialfa just confirming :) got to see this, where is it ?

chibialfa @mahadewa clearly you haven’t followed @treespotter

mahadewa @chibialfa I am now :)

aulia @mahadewa From here http://tinyurl.com/5fvbjs

aulia @mahadewa and here http://kappachan.blogspot.com

mahadewa @aulia Thanks, that was refreshing read.

aulia @mahadewa I bet it was :D

kapkap @chibialfa - Okay, now it’s your turn to talk about boobs :D

chibialfa @kapkap you can’t tag me, you already tagged other people XD

kapkap @chibialfa - XD Okay @LeonnieFM, you tag @chibialfa :D

chibialfa @kapkap @LeonnieFM girlz…come on… it’s been swirling around in twitter for the last couple of days, I don’t know what else to tell

asil  Oh no. The boobs talk

see what I am talking about?

LeonnieFM @kapkap: my boobs post http://leonniefm.com/?p=50

so I read it. It was a good post. Written by a woman, a mom, and it nudged me. *nudged nudged*

anima @LeonnieFM wow, that’s a cool post. I can’t comment there tho :D 

I was reading the last line…

chibialfa @LeonnieFM I like the last line “They are not the body parts that made me a female but they certainly the body parts that made me whole”

chibialfa @LeonnieFM I think only a mother that can tweak such a shallow subject into a nice blog post with depth :) *in awe*

LeonnieFM @chibialfa :) can’t find anything better than that to close it. thanks

chibialfa @LeonnieFM uh huh, of course

and it got me thinking… in bahasa indonesia…

chibialfa blog postnya @LeonniFM bikin gue mikir, apa sih yg bikin gue susah kalo ngerjain brand buat Ibu-ibu? Awalnya gue kira gue takut terjebak…

chibialfa refer to prev tweet: takut terjebak dlm kebasian. Padahal, mungkin gue takut gak bisa click sama insight seorang Ibu, since I am not one 

chibialfa gue jadi inget line yg pernah ditulis ama CD gue “A mother born into the world when she delivers her baby” 

chibialfa gue selalu kesel kalo ditanya-tanya “jadi kapaaan dong punya alfa kecil?”, URGH kesel bgt. mungkin gue kesel krn gue minder sama ibu2 

chibialfa mungkin gue kesel krn diingetin sama ketakutan gue untuk mulai menjalani tugas mulia seperti mereka, kesel krn gue sadar gue tu PENGECUT

chibialfa ugh, hanya sejam sebelum malam adoi, dan tweets gue kok jadi depresif gini ya… *bergidik*, udh ah, mendingan mulei dandan…

anima first noticed about my weird tweets

anima @chibialfa hey hey easy :D pengecut? how?

chibialfa @anima you just have to read the previous tweets, I guess :)

anima @chibialfa ah you’re not ready to be a mother yet? wuah no komen deh, ga ngerti kl udah masalah itu :|

then he left, but of course there was always aulia

aulia @chibialfa Tell them punya Alfa kecil itu butuh modal yang cukup besar lho, kan biaya franchise, staff, stock, rent, etc. Not easy.

chibialfa @aulia appreciate your weird way to make me laugh, dude. sorry, not working, unfortunately :( but agree about modal besar=courage=me none

savitri  *jitakin @aulia* Jangan bikin @chibialfa makin stress dong!

and sweet sav

savitri  @chibialfa *hugs* Cheer up, girl! You need to warm up for the banana dance tonight. ;)

in case you wondering about my plan to do banana dance… earlier today.

chibialfa @savitri ow yeah, banana dance. *lesu* award show = banana dance = shallow =gak mutu = denial neverland syndrome *hugs, thanks tho*

aulia @chibialfa Hyperactive tadi pagi… sekarang lesu. Makan gula lagiiii!! :D

yep, I was strangely hyperactive this morning, due to too much sugar intake.

budi @chibialfa take it easy girl.. the good thing is.. YOU CAN KEEP ON TRYING..

chibialfa @budi keep on trying to deny everything dan selalu mencari pembenaran. hey, untungnya, I am good at that, remember? XD

budi @chibialfa if you keep on being negative like that, even when you meet positive fortune, you’ll get zero. CHEER UP AND SUM THAT POSITIVE!

budi @chibialfa and OH you are going to favorite my last tweet :p

chibialfa @budi yaaaaaay *lemes* butuh gula kali ya XD eh anyway thanks… no worry laah… maklum krisis tante2 umur 30 tahun huahahahaha

mahadewa @chibialfa sorry for asking, are you married ?

chibialfa @mahadewa why sorry? yup, I am. been married 2 years, no kids, by choice. belom mau punya. tapi gue sebel kalo ditanya “kapan?” gaaaaaah

mahadewa @chibialfa berapa sih umurmu ? 

chibialfa @mahadewa re umur: 30 thn

mahadewa @chibialfa same as my GF, and we are only going to get married next year. So no worry :) Tapi mmg ada hal lain yg hrs dipikirkan.

chibialfa @mahadewa mungkin kalo gue ga tinggal di indo atau asia, pressurenya ga segede skrg :)

mahadewa @chibialfa I can understand that actually

neofreko @chibialfa I don’t have any little neofreko either. Why with the rush? #jointheclub 

budi @chibialfa oh, if only I can share this cireng with you.. sabar ya.. :)

chibialfa @budi gue lebih suka cimol daripada cireng

LovelyPink *hugs @chibialfa* Cheer up,Mom :) Dont listen to them, they’re not even helping you :) *cium2 pipi Mama biar seneng* Did it help? :D

in case you wondering why lovelypink called me ‘mama’ as in ‘step mom’, it has something to do with the movie script created by me, kapkap, nanashambles, lovelypink, budi,dll this morning…

chibialfa @LovelyPink huahahaha thanks, it helps , tapi beruang udh digembalain belom? *dilempar karung*

LovelyPink @chibialfa : Mama,aQ lagi masak di dapur dunk! Uang jajan naikin ya?! XD *dilempar beruang*

anak kaya gini bikin males punya anak O_o

neofreko @chibialfa 4 more days, and I’ll be having two years anniversary. we are in the same club ;)

chibialfa @neofreko actually, in a few months I’ll be in my third years ;) but yeah… same club :D

barijoe @chibialfa re:children when that question comes up, I usually say I’m pregnant.

barijoe @chibialfa re:tugas mulia sbg ibu - recognizing reluctance or fear is the first step to be free of it 

chibialfa @barijoe re:I usually say I’m pregnant. I usually say “eh liat, ada gajah terbang!” terus kabur XD yeah, I understand, thanks ya

barijoe @chibialfa this will cheer you up! http://plis-deh.com/?p=232

chibialfa @barijoe huahahaha Alien LOL

I then changed into my little black dress, put on my make up, and prepared myself to dance the banana dance through the night. Apparently it took me only a few drinks and a gala dinner in dazzling award show, and of course the winning part to help me ease a bit on being depressed.

*updated after several hours later*

almost saturday morning…

fajarjasmin @chibialfa so my wife got you depressed, eh ? Naughty her… I’ll punish her…

chibialfa @fajarjasmin don’t you dare XD she’s totally innocent and extra cool. I was just a pathetic depressed 30 something, but I am fine now :)

fajarjasmin @chibialfa She’ll actually enjoy the punishment ;)

chibialfa regarding to my depression of other woman’s boobshttp://tinyurl.com/6xybha, i chose not to care. i don’t have kids yet and enjoying it

chibialfa…because i still can wear this dress and been told i looked sexy :P sometimes being shallow makes me happy enough