chibialfa's scrap book

sweet

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:41:23 -0500

This touches my heart more than those pics of naked young couple on bed

starting my set of “beautiful strangers” in flickr

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:47:05 -0500

An alay in Kuta. He kept mabok all day.

boobs, booze, bali

remember when

place to meet and greet

delayed flight

3+1 makes them threesome+1

sok ngide deh

starting my set of “beautiful strangers” in flickr

The Kiss. Emang beda yah kalo film director yg motret :P...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:31:03 -0500

The Kiss. Emang beda yah kalo film director yg motret :P @fentyfitriyanty gue colong dari facebook lo ya hihihi….

Geng 30 taun ke atas. hiks

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:21:57 -0500

Geng 30 taun ke atas. *hiks*

“udah ditwitpic, fa?” “belom bos,...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:17:11 -0500

“udah ditwitpic, fa?”

“belom bos, sori…abis batere”

gue:”kawin lagi yuk…tapi di...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:03:56 -0500

gue:”kawin lagi yuk…tapi di siniiiiiii”

Aldo:”…..”

“Haha…tegang ya bos?”...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:57:19 -0500

“Haha…tegang ya bos?” “kagak…nyante banget malah :)”

The happy couple. Cakep dah! Approve! :)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:49:29 -0500

The happy couple. Cakep dah! Approve! :)

31st October 2009. Sunset wedding at Tirtha Uluwatu. @GlennAlx...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:44:00 -0500

31st October 2009. Sunset wedding at Tirtha Uluwatu. @GlennAlx dan Dita ;)

my dog loves paper (via chibialfa)

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:19:26 -0400

my dog loves paper (via chibialfa)

kacamataku papah @glenndut, buat referensi beli kacamata baru.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:58:13 -0400

kacamataku papah @glenndut, buat referensi beli kacamata baru.

dibilang cantik sama @iimfahima di pesta blogger 2009. hihiiiy!...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:12 -0400

dibilang cantik sama @iimfahima di pesta blogger 2009. hihiiiy! (padahal yang ngomong jauh lebih cuantiiik)

two massive marionettes (via The Berlin Reunion - The Big...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:36:35 -0400

two massive marionettes (via The Berlin Reunion - The Big Picture - Boston.com

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#Twitgloss jilid 3

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:15:42 -0400

Happy friday, tweeps!

via @ribosa Twarok: Tweeting sambil tebas leher. #twitgloss

via @titapenalar Twendsetter: pengguna twitter yg menjadi trendsetter dan mengawali hashtag yg kemudian menjadi trending topics #twitgloss

via @titapenalar Chatwit: chatting via twitter yg skr lagi ngetrend, shg sudah lupa kegunaan YM, BBM atau SMS. #twitgloss

via @nanashambles Twacaran: Pacaran lewat twitter karena LDR dan pulsa HP abis #twitgloss

via @pinot Twurtwol, twurhat twolongan di public timeline Twitter #twitgloss

via @nanashambles Twitdrive: Twitteran sambil nyetir. Tidak dianjurkan walaupun adiktif #twitgloss

via @iing Twolol, twitter user yg ga bisa ngebedain RT, reply, hashtag #twitgloss

via @bening Twakit hati, diputusin atau di abused sama pacar via Twitter #twitgloss

via @nanashambles Twinsomnia: Ngetwit pagi2 buta gara2 ga bisa tidur #twitgloss

via @katarangga Tweet’em up: n, a practice in which you tweet excessively in order to hit some attentions. #twitgloss

via @arisaja twending twopic: hal-hal yang sedang hangat dibahas di twitter #twitgloss

via @nanashambles TwWI: Twitting While Intoxicated. Tidak dianjurkan #twitgloss

via @vetamandra Twabu Twaciladh! Pisuhan anak jogja #twitgloss

via @radiculouz Twork it! Tweeting in d middle of work #twitgloss

via @graceque pundak twegel akibat ngetwik jadi pengen ditwijit #twitgloss

via @davinfabian Tweet Manits Panats: Paling baik untuk buka puasa. #twitgloss

via @bening Twudying, belajar dan stress bareng tweeple karena pelajaran dan twest twest mendatang #twitgloss.

via @davinfabian Pesantween: Belajar kaedah kaedah agama Islam lewat Twitteww. #twitgloss

via @katarangga Tworny; (adj), one of the effects of reading tweets with #cabul. #twitgloss

via @davinfabian Twackbewwy: Yang lagi tren berats di Indonesia, jangan bilang, elo, ga punya. #twitgloss

via @yuriasari Twloncongan : tweeps lagi kelaparan #twitgloss, pengen twupat sayur…

via @ifahmi DANG! I keep on it’s peserta not pesertwa!!! Bukti not buktwi!!! *facepalm* #twitgloss overdose...

via @kawanjaja: When Twitter Met Silly: Brilliant romantic movie in the 2.0 era. Two thumbs up (for a while & then typing again) #twitgloss

via @davinfabian Twencong: Twitter user yang suka nari di tengah jalan pake kecrekan sambil ngongkang-ngangkang, dikasih goceng cabut. #twitgloss

via @radiculouz Tweler: kecapean ngetuwit seharian (sinonym: twepar) #twitgloss

via @uberfunk Twitdayanti sedang “Menghitung Hari” #twitgloss #twitainment

via @ribosa Twampar: Kekerasan Domestwik. #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twal Twel: (1) Tweeting sambil nyanyi lagunya Naif. (2) Tweeting pake hashtag #flirt atau #grepe. #twitgloss

Faktwa (fakta di twitter); 1. Orang cepat bosan. 2. Orang cari hiburan. 3. Orang suka plesetan. #twitgloss

via @titapenalar Distwitrict 9: tempat pengasingan para alay-ens dan pelanggar etika nge-tweet. #twitgloss

via @arisaja Twaraoke; karaoke lewat twitter, isi tweet lirik lagu #twitgloss

via @dims_covain Twittergeist; n. A phenomena where your account tweet something scary to others when you’re sleeping #twitgloss

via @ribosa Pweter Pan: Kutwanya malam, dwapatkah kaulihatnya pwerbedaan… #twitgloss

twong list; daftar lagu yg sering masuk twaraoke, contohnya Cold Play XD #twitgloss

via @katarangga Twhetto; n, a corner in Twitterverse where tweeps act tough and talk shit…. yo! #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twombies: Post-mortem tweeps. #twitgloss

via @radiculouz twingung: salah ketik di twitter kaya @wiswiz #twitgloss

via @vetamandra Twoilet, perlu dijelasin? #twitgloss

via @graceque twajay: angkutan umum yg punya built in vibrator #twitgloss

via @uberfunk i tweet therefore i am [exist] - philosotwit #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twi-Fi: Twitter Fiction. #twitgloss

Twilet; kondisi dimana seseorang tweeting dengan tujuan menyilet #twitgloss

via @@patvandiest V.I.T: Very Important Tweep.Penting nih! #bhagas #makan #silet

via @ribosa Twinfidels: Two identical Twitter infidels. #twitgloss

via @londonovsky this Twacintosh helsp me alot. #twitgloss

via @dessey @chibialfa kayaknya g sering tuh twilet. Apa lbh cocok Twitching? tweeting yang isinya bitching? #twitgloss

Twilet(2); tweeting karena hampir mati kebosanan selama nonton Twilight #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twibadah: Sahur, tweet. Kultum, tweet. Sholat, tweet. Buka puasa, tweet. Taraweh, tweet. Intinya pamer portfolio iman di Twitter. #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Twecel Lele; Makan pecel lele sambil main twitter. Sangat mengganggu dan membangkitkan rindu mereka yang di luar negeri. #twitgloss :p

via @endihamid Twabah; ketika ingin ngeTweet tp ga ada koneksi internet #twitgloss

via @idekeren twitpiss, nge tweet untuk perdamaian bukan nge tweet saat pipis #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twauvinist: Right or wrong, my tweets! #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twagapatmanam: Berhitwung. #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twescartes: I tweet, therefore I am. #twitgloss

via @cchhaann Tweeping: Twittering till u fall asleep :D #twitgloss

via @cchhaann Tweeping: Twittering while u’re sleeping :D #twitgloss

via @taufikn Twokil : tweet sambil co.. ba coba soto kikil :P #twitgloss

via @lakiserigala Daripada bete terus ama UU Film, ni #twitgloss dr gw. Twitness: Twitteran sambil angkat2 barbel.

via @omyo Kok As mlai Twelalit y…adoh! #twitgloss

via @idwijayaku @chibialfa ikutan #twitgloss ya.. twitnight: nge-tweet malem malem.. mencrwit:kaya penyakit mencr*t, bentar2 ke toilet eh nge-tweet

via @idwijayaku #twitgloss twelattwengahmalam: nge-tweet diatas jam 12 malem … haoammm ngantukkk

via @silladoz Twriends: n, a comedy soap opera with 3 girls and 3 guys quietly hanging out at central twerk busy reply-tweeting at each other. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twasketball: n, a sport which players can only trashtalk to each other via twitter. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twee-V: n, a box w/ glass in 1 side of it which shows pple how to tweet properly, basicly 2 things: @ for reply, RT for forward. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twinsomnia: n, a cause of sleep deprivation from finding ridiculously unimportant new #twitgloss.

via @silladoz Twit for twat: n, an act to get even only via twitter, with no whatsoever involving sexism. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twypo: n, an error/mistaken typing tweet by a drunk twitter user. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twout-dated: n, a type of active twitter user with no understanding at all of Trending Topics and hashtags. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twangover: n, a type of nausea & dizziness in the morning caused by too much tweeting and/or reading tweets instead of sleeping. #twitgloss

via @silladoz Twock-Out (Tway. O.): n, surrender tweeting by straight clicking sign out, close browser, and turn off computer. #twitgloss

via @uberfunk stalktwitting early in the morning #twitgloss

via @bonbin tweeeeeeeet… (censored) #twitgloss

via @VIVAVIPER Twubbish (n.) nonsense; useless tweet #twitgloss

via @cchhaann: Datwing: Date on twitter.. Like @kapkap and @arisaja :p #twitgloss

via @VIVAVIPER Tweyepopper (n.) sometweet visually astonishing #twitgloss

via @leonniefm To the twoilet: place where I do my private business & tweeting at the same time XD - #gapenting #twitgloss

via @taufikn Tweer2Tweer : tweet conversation between only 2 people (peer2peer) #twitgloss

via @arisaja twarty: party sambil ngetwit #twitgloss

via @qronoz @aulia Another #twitgloss! Etwiket: dikaitkan antar hubungan seorang pengguna twitter dgn pengguna lain mencakup @, RT, dan #.

via @mialegria @lilianihie tweeps itu panggilan buat temen2 di twitter, plesetan dari peeps. karena di twitter jadi tweeps deh :) #twitgloss

Buncwit, Buncit sambil ngetweet #twitgloss

Twelat; ketinggalan berita karena males baca back pages #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Ojwek; twittering sambil naik ojek. Requires good balance. #twitgloss

Twantik; hasil yang diperoleh akibat dandan sebelum Tweet Up, contoh kalimat: Kamu twantik sekali di komikTU malam ini. #twitgloss

Twerlambat; telat tiba di tempat Tweet Up akibat keasikan tweeting. #twitgloss

via @garyevano Twerak, melakukan ‘bisnis’ sambil tweeting #twitgloss

via @pinot Ngetwem. Supir angkot ngetem sambil tweeting nunggu penumpang. Begitu penuh, supirnya bilang “Yg twakep duduk deket supir” #twitgloss

via @kanawaw: sailortwoon: pahlawan kebenaran yang ngalahin monsternya pake jurus “dengan kekuatan twitter..akan menghukummu!!”. #twitgloss

via @kanawaw: jeratwat: efek samping twiteran sama kecengan. #twitgloss

Twobrolan; situasi dimana beberapa tweeps bertemu di Tweet Up dan #ngobrol lewat twitter. #twitgloss

via @PatrickKaligis Twonjok; nonjok twitterer yang kita sebelin sambil ngetwit. #gajelas #twitgloss

via @ribosa Hablumminatweet: Silatwurahmi melalui @, #, dan RT. #twitgloss

SileRT; silet yang ditujukan untuk kaum terpilih #twitgloss

#Trunge; genre musik grunge dimana vokalisnya mampu menyelipkan #twitgloss di dalam liriknya

via @pinot Nartwism: favoriting, RTing, replying your own tweets #twitgloss

via @anima #twitit = yang dipake twipis. #twitgloss

via @pinot Nartwism: favoriting, RTing, replying your own tweets #twitgloss (via @pinot) <— an example

via @bittersherry #penguntwit = stalker di ranah twitter. #twitgloss

via @renaldi_tj #sintwit = Orang yang sinting karena twitter #twitgloss

via @renaldi_tj #kentwit = kentut yang bunyi nya lebih merdu dan mirip sama bunya “twit” #twitgloss

via @batax_programer #twitker = ngetwit sambil boker di wc..#twitgloss

Twitgloss jilid 2

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:23:00 -0400

Twitgloss jilid 1 bisa diliat di sini

Kerjabaktwit: kegiatan bersama, biasanya bersih-bersih kampung sambil main Twitter. via @thomasarie

A song for @chibialfa, “You’re The Twinspiration”. :D via @odayski

Twenak Twenan, uenak tenaann.. #twitgloss via @cesarsidolisa

“Lagi atwit”, keadaan dimana seseorang sedang bedrest sambil twitteran #twitgloss via @katarangga

twetangga: duduk sebelahan di kantor tapi ngobrol lewat twitter. #twitgloss via @asil

lipstwit : pake lipstick sambil nge-tweet, pasangannya #twitgloss via @arisaja @absolutraia @olganovita

Politwit = Twolice = Twolisi #twitgloss via @qronoz

Twilang; peringatan keras yg diberikan oleh politwit #twitgloss

Tweet yang sangat sensitif untuk dirangsang untuk menjadi awal diskusi panas; klentweet… ah sudah lah. #twitgloss via @katarangga @sheque

flirtwit = menggoda lewat twitter #twitgloss via @arisaja

Ngentweet (verba): nganu2 di twitter, dan di sensor pula #twitgloss via @ifahmi

Santwit (verba): mengirim benda aneh dan berbahaya lewat twitter. #twitgloss via @ifahmi

via @pyrodize gaptwit..gagap twitter :D #twitgloss

via @thomasarie Nationalitwit: gerakan cinta tanah air melalui twitter #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Wartatweet dan Wartatweeti (Noun) Wartawan/wartawati yang juga bermain twitter cth: @asil adalah seorang wartatweeti #twitgloss

via @thomasarie Demonstratwit: demonstrasi melalui Twitter, bisa juga demo sambil main Twitter #twitgloss

via @goloth nama asli saya twetnes mandra #twitgloss

via @wilmaflea Aswit!: Misuh-misuhnya orang sini *sini mana?* #twitgloss

via @asil twiputan: liputan nyari berita, narasumber dan wawancara via twitter. true story! XD #twitgloss

via @unbelievayble awwww to twiiiit = pujian atas posting twit yang lucu #twitgloss

via @unbelievayble I tot I twit a putty tat = omongan burung kecil warna kuning #twitgloss

via @titapenalar Gostwit: ngegosip di twitter #twitgloss

via @thomasarie Epileptwit: (n) gangguan jiwa tingkat dini karena kebanyakan bermain Twitter. #twitgloss

Assistwit: macem asisten gitu deh. #twitgloss Via Mawar (bukan nama sebenarnya), seorang gadis perawan usia 17 tahun

via @thomasarie Diskutwit: (n) berdiskusi di Twitter. Berdiskutwit (v) aktivitas diskutwit di Twitter. #twitgloss

via @thomasarie Biskutwit :(n) makanan ringan sejenis biskuit. Paling enak sebagai teman update Twitter #twitgloss

via @JakartaToday @iing kata temanku di Metro Margayu Raya ada tuh (sebrang KFC). #twontong = twiteran sambil nyari lontong (LoL) #twitgloss

via @iing hah? #twitgloss? apalagi ini? semacam lipgloss?

via @vetamandra Twomasarie, sesepuh @jogtug. #twitgloss

via @edziardo Artwist: Orang-orang tenar di Twitter. #twitgloss

via @glennmars Twanjing: untuk kata benda atau kata sumpah #twitgloss

via @deon @iing ahahaha kalo versi surabanyanya djuatwit!! kalian semua!! #twitgloss

via @andiraa Celebrity chef account @FarahTwuinn , yes that one with big twits. Ooops. #twitgloss #twitdirectory hahaha

via @boxybiru Twinsaf; Plurkers yang kembali ke haribaan Twitter #twitgloss

via @vetamandra Twancuk koen kabeh! #twitgloss #misuh

via @vacantparkbench twitit: organ yang membedakan gender #twitgloss

via @svetlanaanggita #twitgloss Twittiquette = etika ber-Twitter?

via @ifahmi Pertwileman (n): Insan perfilman yang juga insan per twitteran. cth: @molskee @jokster @mirles adalah insan pertwileman

via @deon ahhhh butwit banget ini koneksi! lambrewit! #twitgloss

via @darajingga Tantenya Bobo yg paling cermat:Bibi Twitti Teliti #twitgloss

via @darajingga Aduh kamu baek bgt deh..aww tooo tweet:) #twitgloss

via @yanarief Twiring - ngetwit bareng @bocahmiring atau ngetwit sambil miring2 #twitgloss

via @arisaja twinta = ngetwit sambil bercinta atau twitterer tercinta atau twit sambil nonton cin(T)a XD #twitgloss thanks to @glennmars

via @yanipatrik #twitgloss twit= suara yang terdengar ketika banyak kata seperti you motha*twit*! ass*twit* ! oh f*twit* you! terlontar di tv.

via @ifahmi Twinting (adj) Orang yang tergila-gila twitter. Cth: Si @chibialfa memang twinting sampai bikin #twitgloss segala :p

via @arisaja selebritwit = selebriti yang ngetwit #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Twinami (n) saat timeline dibanjiri oleh updates pengguna twitter Indonesia yang ingin masuk trending topic. Penyebab failwhale. #twitgloss

via @arisaja twitter; situs media yang digunakan untuk ngetwit, sering disebut sebagai situs microblogging dan social networking #twitgloss #beneran

via @glennmars Twinal Taidin Twalfaidzin - sebelum telat keburu dipake orang nyesel.#twitgloss

via @glennmars Twerry Christmas and Twappy New Year - sebelum diambil orang juga
#twitgloss

via @pinot @glennmars Twong Twi Fat Tcoi!!!! #twitgloss

via @chibialfa Ambitwius; keinginan untuk mengalahkan kebekenan selebritwit dengan menguasai trending topic #twitgloss

via @boxybiru Toutatwit; Salah satu dewa di Twitterverse. Contoh penggunaan dalam kalimat: “@chibialfa sungguh twinting, demi Toutatwit!” #twitgloss

via @glennmars Segenap Jajaran Twitter di Indonesia Mengucapkan: Twelamat Twulang Twahun kepada Bapak SBY (#twitgloss: TweBeYe)

via @pinot @chibialfa @ifahmi Mengejar twending twopic semata sama dengan stwatwiun twivi yg berlomba mengejar ratwing #twitgloss

via @fistonista cute tweens with beautiful twits doing pron castwing for the first twime #twitgloss.

via @gueriza aRTwis = artis yang kalo ngetweet selalu pake RT buat reply :p #twitgloss

via @katarangga Buat @boxybiru , “Emang itu dewa loe kan, dasar Obelix!”. Actually, it was just an example of being twitchy XD #twitgloss

via @arisaja edukatwit = twit yang mengandung unsur pendidikan #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Wortwing (v) Berpura-pura sibuk bekerja padahal sibuk mengupdate twitter. cth: @chibialfa is wortwing all day long #twitgloss :p

via @katarangga Twiyatch; a dumb narcistic and demanding tweep. #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Twembak (v) menyatakan cinta lewat twitter. Cth: @rubiyem ditwembak @glennmars #twitgloss

via @arisaja twunangan; melamar pacar lewat twitter #twitgloss *summon @patvandiest*

via @cchhaann Ngabubutwit = ngabuburit di twitter? :p #twitgloss

via @katarangga Art Directweet; pengarah seni iklan yang isi tweet-nya pendek-pendek. Kalau pun panjang, biasanya karena copy paste. #twitgloss

via @thomasarie Terluntwit-luntwit: keadaan menderita karena tersiksa oleh keganasan Twitter #twitgloss #kriuk

via @thomasarie Presentatwit: Presentasi dengan Twitter #twitgloss #susah

via @omyo Twerserah lu dah, . .gw ngkut aje #twitgloss

via @thomasarie Supertwit: Tweet-nya Mario Teguh. Hihihihi.. #twitgloss

via @ismanhs Twaiting room: n, a waiting room which provides free wi-fi access for Twitter users, so they can share how awful it is. #twitgloss

via @katarangga Tweenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: sekelompok kura-kura yang kecanduan twitter sambil jadi ninja. *leterlek* #twitgloss

via @pinot Kutwilang, Kakatwua, Merpatwi. Sekelompok burung yang mengidolakan burung Twitter #twitgloss

via @katarangga Sam Pek Eng Tweet; n. A legendary chinese tale about forbidden love ruined by Direct Messages. #twitgloss

via @roufal Ngabubutwit; kk. beraktifitas menunggu buka puasa #twitgloss

via @ismanhs Tweet and drive: n, a felony with a possible consequence of death. The good side: losing followers’ll become much less important. #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Twittersaurus: (n) Makhluk imut yg hidup jutaan tahun lalu, fosilnya ditemukan dlm posisi sdg update twitter #twitgloss (via @kawanjaja)

via @ismanhs Twomorrow Never Dies: n, a movie about a British secret agent, masquerading as a Bikini-SPAM Bot, who saved the world wide web. #twitgloss

via @katarangga Twitterminator; n. A machine sent from the future to prevent the Extinction of Blogs and the Rise of Alays. #twitgloss

via @pinot Twitterminator “I’ll be Tweet” #twitgloss

via @ifahmi Twitter Saerang: Nama salon/penata rambut yg memotong rambut sambil nge-twit.Yg datang, dipotong sambil nge-twit #twitgloss (via @kawanjaja)

via @arsdiona_b Home Tweet Home: Desperate and plaintive tweets made in Jakarta’s dreadful traffic on the way home after a long day’s work. #twitgloss

via @katarangga “Hasta la Tweesta… Baby”; quote, famous words of Twitterminator while defaming an Alay via Public Timeline. #twitgloss

via @ismanhs Tweedom Fighters: n, the resistance against company policy to block Twitter access. #twitgloss

via @chezumar You’ve got tweet: two business owner friends on Twitter, fiends offline #twitgloss

via @bening Twigh School Musical, starring Ashley Twisdale as Sharpay Evans. HAHA! #twitgloss

via @chezumar Tweet home, Alabama: a redneck-turn-celebrity finds her way home through twitter #twitgloss

via @andiraa “Twalay” is th05e wH0 tW33T L1k3 Th1s #twitgloss

via @andiegokil Tweetiau, makanan khas china. Bener ga ya? #twitgloss

via @ribosa Tweke and the Popo: Ngetwit hal absurd sambil bergalau ria. Heheheh, @imanfattah #twitgloss

via @katarangga Keritwing; gua lagi ngetwit *narsis* #twitgloss

via @ismanhs Tweet No More: n, Mike Patton sings no more than 140 characters at one breath. In other words: as he normally does. #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twikir: Tweeting sambil dzikir. #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twolat: Tweeting 5 waktu sehari. #twitgloss

via @ribosa Twacebook: Tweeting di Facebook. #twitgloss

via @almaviva Buntwing : perut gendut karna hubungan twuami-twistri lewat twitter #twitgloss

Twitgloss

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:18:00 -0400

Kata @somemandy, twittingan gue yg ga penting ini kudu dikumpulin dan dikasih judul #twitgloss. Kalo ada yg mau nambahin, tweet gue aja yaw, pake hashtwag #twitgloss.

Yuk, matwiiiii….

Tleeping, tweeting while sleeping

Tomat, tweeting pake akun si somat

“Tewus…tewus…” akibat tweeting sambil ngatur parkir

“twes…twes…oh twes…” akibat tweeting sambil #yagitudeh

Tewot, tweeting sambil marah-marah tapi tetep imut

Twekor, merugi akibat kebanyakan tweeting

Tiuman, ciuman di twitter, imut ih

Twiti dijay, twiting twiting di jaylan ya neek

“malem Oom, alfa ada?” “alfa belum boleh pacaran! Ia masih harus twudi”. Twudi = belajar twitteran

Sensitwif, tes kehamilan lewat twitter

Perjaka twing twing, belom pernah twitteran

Twoa, paling berisik di twitter

Hipoktwit, pura2 baik di twitter

Ngintwit, ga mau follow, tapi ngestalk pake rss reader

Bintwit, akibat ngintwit

Twitgenic; terlihat cakep dari avatar twitter doang

Intwernal; internal meeting via twitter (tidak recommended)

Intwelektual; terlihat pintar, menarik, dan bersahaja dari tweet-tweetnya.

Ketwauan; Kepergok boss gak kerja gara-gara sibuk twitteran

SatTwit; aghensi yang bos-bos sampe OB-nya twitteran kabeh. *lirik @ifahmi @katarangga*

Entwourage; beredar, bergaul, bertempelan dengan orang-orang keren dan terkenal di twitter demi nama besar dan kemahsyuran.

Kreatwit; kalo ngetweet pake ide dan dicrafting, demi supaya di-RT dan makin banyak difollow

keTwuaan; masih pingin pacaran, gak inget cucu di rumah (thx @arisaja)

Joe Seow: Bombing and after, July 2009

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:38:32 -0400

Taken from Joe Seow’s facebook notes, something to ponder between the whole #indonesiaunite movement.

The day after bombings in Jakarta and all the TV stations are back to business with the usual infotainment (celebrity gossip ala “E” Channel), their drama serials (what they call “sinetrons”) etcetra etcetra. Analysis and in-depth research into the causes of these recent blasts are lacking. TV stations - again - appear to treat their viewers with contempt for they feel that the general public (ratings!) are only interested in sensational news rather than insights into the hows and whys. They will rather insult the intelligence of their viewers than to provide viewers with professional journalism. Same for the printed media.

Friends on Facebook and Twitter condemn the bombings; condemn acts of terrorism which will only hurt this country and its people, especially in the face of the current global economic crisis. Fingers are pointed at Jemaiah Islamiah and losers in the recent Presidential elections. Everyone is chipping in and commenting on what happened, what should have happened and what could have happened. Indonesians seem to have resigned to the fact that their country will always be a target of terrorism, vested interests and politicking. So sad ….

What’s next? We all wonder.

Is this a prelude to another Iran after the Presidential elections? Or is this another worldwide attention grabbing stunt to bomb the hotel where Manchester United is supposed to be staying for their (now cancelled) exhibition game against Indonesia’s selected XI? Is this a warning to the newly-elected President that “all is not “hunky-dory” with his overwhelming majority win?

We will never know.

But what we do know is that Indonesians are typically complacent people. Security forces go thru the motion of checking bags especially when guests disguise themselves as important people or when they alight from expensive limousines. Enter parking lots in a Jaguar or Mercedes or BMW and you are waved through. Enter buildings with a suit and tie and they will profile you as a “low risk” person. A friend of mine told me once that even the American ambassador’s car (can’t disclose this country, sorry) is screened from boot to bottom each time he re-enters the embassy for there is always this chance that he parked his car in a public place, driver distracted while someone plants a bomb underneath his car. Prudence! Erring on the side of caution is definitely better than dealing with dismantled bodyparts after a blast. But why can’t the average Indonesian security personnel understand and/or practise that?

Well to start with, there are lots of pseudo important people who feel that inspecting their cars is an insult. I once pulled up behind a semi-luxurious limo at a 5-star hotel and the passenger in front will not open her door or wind down her window for inspection - waited 3 minutes for the guard to convince her that she wasn’t going to get past that barrier unless they can see what’s in her car. Stupid. She must have felt that she belonged to a different class - higher than the average Indonesian - who should not be subjected to the humilation of being inspected at the barrier.

There are also times when a “government” vehicle passes thru the security without stopping. That reminds me of an incident on New Year’s eve a few years ago where an important person managed to walk thru security at a 5-star hotel with his pistol and ended up shooting a waiter he was displeased with. Nothing much was heard of this cold blooded murder, of course.

Indonesia is a civilisation headed for “more civic” ways; but there are still mindsets which ought to be “reset” or “rebooted” like any computer, iPhone or Blackberry. My question is when?

When will Indonesians from all walks of life and all statures realise that civilian laws and rules are what they should conform to? When will Indonesians feel that all Indonesians are created equal and no one of them should be above another citizen? When will the Generals accept the fact that they will be treated equally like the ibu/guy delivering pizzas or manning the “warteg”? When will Parliamentarians give due respect to the constituents who elected them and walk shoulder to shoulder with them (other than in a campaign with plenty of TV cameras and photographers around)?

That is affluence and maturity, I suppose.

Affluence isn’t about achieving 6 or 8 or 10 percent growth. Economic growth and wealth without civility doesn’t mean we’re out of the Stone Age. Having money to buy a motorcycle (albeit on credit) does not mean one is a civilised and courteous road user deserving of the roads built with taxes the others pay. Weaving in and out of traffic and making larger vehicles brake incessantly burns up more gasoline and increases the carbon footprint which affects the environment that our children will grow up in.

Providing for your children isn’t just about borrowing money from your boss to pay for your child to enrol into the next year. Its not about bringing your kids to Dufan over the weekend or buying them McDonalds or Baskin Robbins. It’s about what you endow them with and how you make them good citizens of the future. Surely the three decades of dicatatorship and the “zero tolerance to dissent” ought to have been “done and be over with” considering we’ve had 10+ years of democracy.

Is it the lack of will or the lack of imagination? Is it so difficult to change one’s mindset?

A communist country like China with 1.2 billion people is changing. Look at what happened to the attempt to make it mandatory to install “censorship” or “web monitoring software” on all computers (the “Green Dam” they call it) and how public opinion forced the government to back off!

Indonesian’s sympathy for the housewife who was thrown into jail for a complaint about service at a hospital speaks for itself. It works. Indonesians can do more, I believe! Indonesians can have more of a stake in the way they want their country to be administered, I believe, without having to resort to anarchic or violent means. I’m not qualified to give advice to my Indonesian friends; but I wish to encourage all of my friends to think hard. It isnt’ going to be easy but if an attempt is made at starting the ball rolling, we will reach critical mass one day.

viral idea from sony bravia, who wouldn’t want to be the...

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:29:00 -0400

viral idea from sony bravia, who wouldn’t want to be the center of your own world?

http://mybraviastory.sony.co.id/story

our last production with him. and “rhytm heaven”.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:36:38 -0400

our last production with him. and “rhytm heaven”.

even yahoo wants to be like twitter? :P

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:06:32 -0400

even yahoo wants to be like twitter? :P